- DOB 7/21/1984
- 5’10” 3/4
- 175 lbs (pre-COVID)
- athletic peak came at age nine, when he scored seven points and grabbed four rebounds in a basketball game against New York Giants Dave Meggett and Rodney Hampton
- father of two elementary school aged boys and husband to very patient wife Jill
- teaches physical education in Massachusetts
- DOB before recorded time
- 6’4″ in socks
- 219 lbs and holding
- blood type: Celtic green
- bad field, no hit
- saw Ted Williams’ last home run and the Boston Patriots play in Fenway park
- Pumpsie Green references: six
- proud father of three and grandfather of eight
- blissfully retired from teaching
- DOB 3/26/1971
- 5’11” 1/2 and still stretching for 6′
- 225 lbs (pre-COVID), currently ???
- undrafted
- signed 80 one-week contracts
- writes about TV and movies at Looper.com
- once played pickup basketball with Bill Walton backstage at a Grateful Dead show, did not fare as well as Matt did against the Giants
- still somehow trying to make Darryl appreciate auto racing
- is sorry for interrupting Matt so much but still refuses to stop